20. You’ve heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
19. Your father has said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the dark side… it’ll be a hoot.”
18. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
17. You have used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
15. You have had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
14. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
13. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
12. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
11. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
10. Wookies are offended by your body oder.
9. You have used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
8. You have used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling/hunting.
7. You have had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
6. You have fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
5. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
4. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
3. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
2. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
1. If you’ve heard… “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle.”

~author unknown