An 80-year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling.
“I’ve never been better!� he replies. “I’ve got an eighteen-year-old bride who’s pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?�

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season. Read more »

Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home one night when he passed a pet store and heard a squawking voice shouting out in Yiddish, “Quawwwwk … vus machst du … yeah, du … outside, standing like a schlemiel … eh?”

Meyer rubbed his eyes and ears. He couldn’t believe it. The proprietor sprang out of the door and grabbed Meyer by the sleeve. “Come in here, fella, and check out this parrot.” Read more »

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers…

They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects 2 to 3 dollars each day, maybe 8 on a good day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend. Read more »

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did she couldn’t get her tomatoes to fully ripen. Admiring her neighbor’s garden, which had beautiful, bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. “It’s really quite simple,â€? the man explained. “Twice each day in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatotes and they turn red with embarrassment.â€? Read more »

Here is another instant classic from the advertising folks for John West, this time for their Tuna products. These guys are brilliant. See their other classic, John West Salmon.

I’ll admit, being a former business school type, I’m a sucker for really good, humorous advertising. Also is example how an advertising campaign turns viral.

A guy walks into a bar with a shoe box and a lamp. The guy sits at the bar and asks for a beer, while he carefully puts the box and the lamp down.

The bartender, hearing music coming out of the shoe box, asks, “what’s in there?” The guy replies, “A small piano player.” “No way, that’s impossible.”, the bartender replies.

So the guy opens the box, and sure enough there was a miniature piano player. Now filled with curiosity, the bartender asks, “How on earth did you get that?” Read more »