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a guy walks into a bar and hears voices
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After sitting for a few minutes, he hears a voice say, “nice tie.” He looks around but doesn’t see anybody near him. Some time passes and he hears the same voice say, “nice shirt.”
He starts to look everywhere; behind him, up and down the bar, under the chair, behind the bar, everywhere he can think to look, but he doesn’t see anyone. A few minutes later he hears, “nice haircut.” He can’t stand it any more, so he calls the bartender over and tells him he has been hearing this voice.
The bartender says, “Oh that… that’s the nuts, they’re complimentary.”
~author unknown
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