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a skeleton walks into a bar

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer, and a mop.”

~author unknown

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ouch, as in stupid

almost funny

funny

really funny

roll on floor laughing

(5 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5)

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