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a string walked into a bar
A string walked into a bar and orders a drink. “Sorry, we don’t serve strings,” said the barman.
“What? That’s discrimination,” said the string. So the string walked into the bathroom and tied himself in a knot and messed up his end. He came back out and approached the bar and again attempted to order a drink.
“Aren’t you that string I just refused to serve?” asked the barman. “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
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