funny stories, humor and jokes - aguywalkedintoabar.com » Adult Jokes and Humor http://aguywalkedintoabar.com funny stories, humor and jokes Tue, 26 May 2009 06:10:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Poker on Her http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/poker-on-her/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/poker-on-her/#comments Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:11:29 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/?p=133 Two couples were playing poker. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill’s wife wasn’t wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/poker-on-her/feed/ 0 Poker Player’s Last Hand http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/poker-players-last-hand/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/poker-players-last-hand/#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:25:26 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/?p=134 Some die hard poker playing friends, with regular Friday night poker game, were still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from bathroom with an urgent message. “Steve, listen,” he told the host, “Ron is in the kitchen making love to your wife!” “OK, that’s it, … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/poker-players-last-hand/feed/ 0 Catch Me If You Can Weight Loss Plan http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/catch-me-if-you-can-weight-loss-plan/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/catch-me-if-you-can-weight-loss-plan/#comments Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:16:25 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/?p=192 A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/catch-me-if-you-can-weight-loss-plan/feed/ 1 Better money in Vegas http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/better-money-in-vegas/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/better-money-in-vegas/#comments Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:37:12 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/?p=137 After a long day at work, a man comes home to find his wife in a rush to pack her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men there willing to pay me $500 to do what I do … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/better-money-in-vegas/feed/ 0 The Bank Manager Bet http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-bank-manager-bet/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-bank-manager-bet/#comments Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:01:49 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/?p=136 One day Jane walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had recently won in the casino.

Jane walked up to the cashier and handed over a check for $850,000. The cashier insisted on verifying such a large a mount, and so a few minutes later … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-bank-manager-bet/feed/ 1 The smart student and the smarter professor http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-smart-student-and-the-smarter-professor/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-smart-student-and-the-smarter-professor/#comments Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:19:26 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/?p=201 The university professor had just finished explaining a research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was a requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-smart-student-and-the-smarter-professor/feed/ 0 Three wives in Las Vegas http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/three-wives-in-las-vegas/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/three-wives-in-las-vegas/#comments Tue, 27 May 2008 18:31:16 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/?p=135 Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, and caught up on everything they ignored while away. A week later they … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/three-wives-in-las-vegas/feed/ 0 A Horsefly for a Horse http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/a-horsefly-for-a-horse/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/a-horsefly-for-a-horse/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:06:29 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/a-horsefly-for-a-horse/ A farmer was on his way into town when he passed by a church. The pastor happen to be sitting there and ask, “Hey John, whatcha got there?” Farmer John replied, “A horsefly, I’m going into town to get a horse.” Pastor says, Well good luck.”

Later that evening the … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/a-horsefly-for-a-horse/feed/ 0 The Art of Growing Tomatos http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-art-of-growing-tomatos/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-art-of-growing-tomatos/#comments Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:16:05 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-art-of-growing-tomatos/ Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did she couldn’t get her tomatoes to fully ripen. Admiring her neighbor’s garden, which had beautiful, bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. “It’s really … Read the rest

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-art-of-growing-tomatos/feed/ 0 The Genie and the Pianist http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-genie-and-the-pianist/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-genie-and-the-pianist/#comments Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:04:59 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-genie-and-the-pianist/ A guy walks into a bar with a shoe box and a lamp. The guy sits at the bar and asks for a beer, while he carefully puts the box and the lamp down.

The bartender, hearing music coming out of the shoe box, asks, “what’s in there?” The guy … Read the rest

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