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Terrifying Bus Ride

dave — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:31:50 +0000

Two groups chartered a double-decker bus to visit the casinos in Atlantic City, one group was all blonds and the other was a group from the retirement home. The retirement home group rides on the bottom of the bus. The blond group rides on the top level.

Soon their journey begins and bottom group is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes he doesn’t hear anything from the blonds upstairs.

Being a…

A Blond in Vegas

dave — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:36:46 +0000

A blond was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She was standing in front of the candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.

She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob, again a candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket.

She put two more coins into…

Winter Blonde

jshare — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:37:03 +0000

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says ‘Hi, my name is Heather and you’re losing some of your load.’

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up…

Peel and Win Contest Winner

dave — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:44:43 +0000

A blond goes into a restaurant and notices there’s a “peel and win!” sticker on her coffee cup. So she’s peels it off and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!” The waitress says, “That’s impossible, I’m sorry but the biggest prize is a free lunch.”

But the blond keeps screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”

Finally the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but…

Blond Cowboy Bounty Hunters

dave — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:35:25 +0000

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Steve. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian’s head under his arm.

The barman shakes his hand and says, “I hate Indians, last week they burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children.”

He then says, “If any man brings me the head of…

A Lawyer, a Blond and a Bet on a Plane

dave — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:02:19 +0000

A lawyer and a blond woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blond is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains how the game works, “I ask…

Blind Man at a Girl’s Biker Bar

jshare — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:34:06 +0000

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are…

Jigsaw Puzzle

jshare — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:03:40 +0000

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What’s it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the…