aguywalkedintoabar.com » Cooking http://aguywalkedintoabar.com funny stories, humor and jokes Tue, 26 May 2009 06:10:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The Poor Tailor and the French Restaurant http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-poor-tailor-and-the-french-restaurant/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-poor-tailor-and-the-french-restaurant/#comments Fri, 18 May 2007 14:27:03 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/the-poor-tailor-and-the-french-restaurant/ Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant’s kitchen.

One day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for ‘enjoyment of food’. So he went to the restaurant to point out that he had…

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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Snap-Crackle and Pop along with Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with…

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