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The Bathtub Test

jshare — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:17:23 +0000

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director ‘how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?’

‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.’

‘Oh, I understand,’ said the visitor. ‘A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.’

‘No.’ said…

Annual Medical Checkup

dave — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:37:47 +0000

An 80-year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how heâ€™s feeling.
â€œIâ€™ve never been better!â€? he replies. â€œIâ€™ve got an eighteen-year-old bride whoâ€™s pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?â€?

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, â€œWell, let me tell you a story. I know a guy whoâ€™s an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day heâ€™s in a bit of a hurry and…

After Surgery

dave — Fri, 11 May 2007 21:49:45 +0000

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been for an intestinal problem, there was no logical reason why he should be complaining of a headache.

Finally the nurse fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock spoke to the doctor about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, “Don’t worry about a thing. He really does…

UCLA Study on Women

dave — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:44:06 +0000

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in…

a priest, a doctor, and an engineer playing golf

dave — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:13:01 +0000

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”

The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!” The priest said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” “Hi Stan! say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t…

a doctor, an engineer, a lawyer and a guillotine

dave — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:19:27 +0000

A doctor, a lawyer,and an engineer are sentenced to death. Why is not important to the story…what’s important is that the death sentence will be carried out in France – via guillotine.

The doctor is first. The executioner straps him down, hoists the glittering blade aloft, and lets it drop…whereupon it sticks about halfway down.

Now, it’s a well-known tradition in capital punishment that if the execution apparatus fails for any reason, this is interpreted as a…