The university professor had just finished explaining a research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was a requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.

A smart-ass student in the back of the classroom quickly raised his hand and shouted out, “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?”

To be expected, the class exploded in laughter. After the students had finally settled down, the professor looked deep into the student’s eyes with a piercing look.

“Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”

~ author unknown

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For those that saw the Super Bowl, this is probably not new, nor if you’re a semi-pro couch surfer, but hey, this is worth losing a few brain cells over. And for those that never won at rock, paper, scissors, get ready to take notes.

The following exam was administered as an extention of the SAT

1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet.
You can buy:
A. A dime and two 40’s
B. A new pair of Fila’s
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama

2) It’s tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack
for da rent.
You:
A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, “Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?”
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama

3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall
scam da uther mo
fo’s commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros,
and both yall draw
yur gats, which of da following happens:
A. Shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. Shit man, I do’no maff
D. Yo mama

4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama

5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in
which of deese:
A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila’s
C. You blade and ya colurs
D. “Shit man, what’s a nigga like me doin up at dis time
in da morn?”

6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to
MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40’s
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do’no maff

JOG-MAFEE

7) Wher iz da mutherland at:
A. Afrika
B. Compton
C. Souff Centra
D. Yo mama

8 ) What am da capita of California?
A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton

ANALAMA-G’S

9 ) Tek 9 : Gatt ::
A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila’s : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ive’s : Colt 45

10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic ::
A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki

NO. LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN:
IN 25 WURDS
MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?

So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag
below

X____________________________ (Just a x woobee fine)

~ author unknown