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The smart student and the smarter professor

dave — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:19:26 +0000

The university professor had just finished explaining a research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was a requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.

A smart-ass student in the back of the classroom quickly raised his hand and shouted out, “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?”

To be expected, the…

Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support

dave — Sat, 12 May 2007 17:53:45 +0000

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it. Set it down.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document from…

ROCK, paper, scissors

dave — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:41:03 +0000

For those that saw the Super Bowl, this is probably not new, nor if you’re a semi-pro couch surfer, but hey, this is worth losing a few brain cells over. And for those that never won at rock, paper, scissors, get ready to take notes.

Click here to view the embedded video.

GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)

dave — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 15:09:06 +0000

The following exam was administered as an extension of the SAT.

1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet.
You can buy:
A. A dime and two 40’s
B. A new pair of Fila’s
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama

2) It’s tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack
for da rent.
You:
A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, “Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?”
C. Have anuther…