aguywalkedintoabar.com » Heaven http://aguywalkedintoabar.com funny stories, humor and jokes Tue, 26 May 2009 06:10:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Cheating on your taxes http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/cheating-on-your-taxes/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/cheating-on-your-taxes/#comments Wed, 14 Feb 2007 21:57:17 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/cheating-on-your-taxes/ One day, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it.…

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The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So St Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: “I’d been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early form work one…

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