aguywalkedintoabar.com » Military http://aguywalkedintoabar.com funny stories, humor and jokes Tue, 26 May 2009 06:10:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Quality Above Quantity http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/quality-above-quantity/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/quality-above-quantity/#comments Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:50:25 +0000 jshare http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/?p=213 At the Russian military academy, a General gave a lecture on ‘Potential Problems and Military Strategy’.

At the end of the lecture he asked if there are any questions.

An officer stood up and asked: ‘Will there be a third world war? Will Russia take part in it?’

The general answered both questions in the affirmative.

The officer asked: ‘Who will be the enemy?’

The General: ‘All indications point to China.’

All the audience is shocked, the officer asks: ‘General, we…

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The ensign’s efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck was abuzz with talk that he had set a new…

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