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jshare — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:24:25 +0000

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton’s great-great uncle Remus Rodham was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: “Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.”

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Panhandlers

jshare — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:30:07 +0000

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers…

They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects 2 to 3 dollars each day, maybe 8 on a good day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how…

got milk?

dave — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:01:47 +0000

A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display.

The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled “Got Milk”.

The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled “Forgot Milk”.

The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache. It is entitled “Not Milk”.

~ author unknown

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