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		<title>A Rabbi, Minister, and Priest Caught Gambling</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing poker when the police raid the game.</p>
<p>Addressing the priest, the lead officer asks: &#8220;Father Murphy, were you gambling?&#8221; Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, &#8220;Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do.&#8221; To the police officer, he then says, &#8220;No, officer, I was not gambling.</p>
<p>The officer then asks the minister: &#8220;Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?&#8221; Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister&#8230;</p>]]></description>
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