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Golfing with Perfect Eyesight

dave — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:29:53 +0000

Arthur is 90 years old, and has played golf every day since he retired 30 years ago.

One day he arrives at home looking very depressed. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”

His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you, and give it one more…

a priest, a doctor, and an engineer playing golf

dave — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:13:01 +0000

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”

The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!” The priest said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” “Hi Stan! say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t…

golf course hitman

dave — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:37:05 +0000

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.”

Sure,” they said, “You’re welcome.” So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, What do you do…