aguywalkedintoabar.com » Wit http://aguywalkedintoabar.com funny stories, humor and jokes Tue, 26 May 2009 06:10:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 An Owed To The Spelling Checker http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/an-owed-to-the-spelling-checker/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/an-owed-to-the-spelling-checker/#comments Tue, 29 May 2007 12:50:17 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/an-owed-to-the-spelling-checker/ CANDIDATE FOR A PULLET SURPRISE

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it’s weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee…

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One day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for ‘enjoyment of food’. So he went to the restaurant to point out that he had…

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She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Goodbye, Mom” as I…

]]> http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/goodbye-mom/feed/ 0 Your Eyes Say It All http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/your-eyes-say-it-all/ http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/your-eyes-say-it-all/#comments Tue, 13 Feb 2007 23:39:44 +0000 dave http://aguywalkedintoabar.com/your-eyes-say-it-all/ A man walks out of a bar and bumps into a policeman. “Hey,” the policeman says, “your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking Bloody Mary’s?” “Well,” the man says, “your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

~ author unknown

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