One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,� the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,� the man says.

“Isn’t there a cheaper way?� “Well,� the dentist says, “if you don’t use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.�

Looking annoyed the man says, “That’s still too expensive!�

“Okay,� says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20.� “Nope,� moans the man, “it’s still too much.� “Well,� says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10.�

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“Marvelous,� says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!�