One day a frightened homeowner called the zoo and said, ” There’s a huge gorilla in my tree in the front yard!” The zoo keeper arrived in no time flat since he had prepared everything immediately after the escape.

He said to the homeowner, ” Stay calm. I know what to do, but I need your help.” With that he went to his van and retrieved his gorilla capturing tools: one pair of handcuffs, 9mm handgun, and a big German Shepherd named Rosco.

The zoo keeper said to the homeowner,” I’m going to climb up the tree and shake that gorilla down. When he falls, Rosco will bite him in the balls. The gorilla will grab for his balls, and when he does, you handcuff him.”

He then starts to climb up the tree when the homeowner yells up to him,” what do I do with the gun?” The zoo keeper yells back down,” If the gorilla shakes me out the tree, SHOOT ROSCO!!”

~author unknown