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Jungle Poker

Q: Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?

A: Because there were too many cheetahs.

–
~ author unknown

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ouch, as in stupid

almost funny

funny

really funny

roll on floor laughing

(14 votes, average: 1.64 out of 5)

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