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Moaner Lisa
Did you hear about the man in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre?
After planning the crime, getting in and out through all the security at the Louvre, he was caught only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a spectacular crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: “Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
(And you thought we lacked De Gaulle to repeat a story like this.)
~ author unknown modifications by AGuy
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