Jose and Carlos are panhandlers…

They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects 2 to 3 dollars each day, maybe 8 on a good day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”

Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos sign reads, “I have no work, my wife and 6 kids are hungry.”

Jose says, “No wonder you don’t get much money.”

Carlos says, “So what does your sign say?”

Jose shows Carlos his sign…it reads:

“I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.”