Slang for Impotence

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine

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Slang for Impotence

180 degrees shy of heaven
Performing with Flacido Domingo
A few parts shy of an erector set
Sch-wing and a miss
Not rising to the level of impeachable offense
The Null Monte
Disappointing Miss Daisy
Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
Ascension Deficit Disorder
Bouncing the Check of Love
Less-than-Magic Johnson
All Doled up with nowhere to go
Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You
Serving boneless pork
Unleavened Man-Bread

~ author unknown

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ouch, as in stupid

almost funny

funny

really funny

roll on floor laughing

(7 votes, average: 2.43 out of 5)

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