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Your Eyes Say It All

A man walks out of a bar and bumps into a policeman. “Hey,” the policeman says, “your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking Bloody Mary’s?” “Well,” the man says, “your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

~ author unknown

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