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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.”

Sure,” they said, “You’re welcome.” So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, What do you do for a living?” Read more »

Contributed by dave | Posted in golf, Married Life | No Comments »

Two men in a hot air balloon …

… get blown wildly off course and become lost after drifting into dense fog. After several hours of failing to discover where they are, one of the gentlemen says “I can tell where we are simply by reaching down into the fog!”

He promptly reaches over the edge of the balloon, rummages around and announces “We are currently over Pisa in Italy”. His friend is astonished and asks how he can be so sure, “Well,” says the first gentleman, “I could feel the top of the Leaning Tower!”

Several hours later he reaches Read more »

Contributed by crussell | Posted in english, geographic | No Comments »