Two groups chartered a double-decker bus to visit the casinos in Atlantic City, one group was all blonds and the other was a group from the retirement home. The retirement home group rides on the bottom of the bus. The blond group rides on the top level.

Soon their journey begins and bottom group is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes he doesn’t hear anything from the blonds upstairs.

Being a fine gentleman, he decides to get up and investigate. When he reaches the top, he finds all the blonds frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. He says, “What the heck’s going on up here?” We’re having a great time downstairs!” One of the Blonds looks up and says, “YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER!!”

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~author unknown