The university professor had just finished explaining a research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was a requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.

A smart-ass student in the back of the classroom quickly raised his hand and shouted out, “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?”

To be expected, the class exploded in laughter. After the students had finally settled down, the professor looked deep into the student’s eyes with a piercing look.

“Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”

~ author unknown